4 disc version of Up + free adventure journal = life is complete.
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PUPPY, hello to my future eeyor or pumba
okay i know. i’m sorry, but the golden retrievers just get me every time.
tylerknott:This sorta made me teary.Calvin Side Sleeping On Paw (via Tyler Knott Flickr)
pretty sure this was what i did and what my daughter will do, only both of us with more interpretive dance
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2 year old singing Taylor Swift.
my daughter will be exactly like this.:’) omgomgthelittlestgiant, what are you doingI need to adopt this child.
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Today, I noticed my little brother’s science test on the counter. Bored, I flipped through it, and saw the final essay page almost blank except for a small paragraph at the top. Curious, I read that his answer to a particularly difficult essay question was: “Jesus. Jesus is always the answer. And if it isn’t and you mark this wrong, then your entire religion class is pure hipocracy and thus you willingly admit that we may spend that hour doing something more productive.” I have taught my little brother well. MLIA
Today at school, 3 boys dressed up as life-sized traffic cones. In the morning, they sat across the entrance to the parking lot, blocking off all of the cars. I couldn’t stop laughing. MLIA
Today, for Halloween, I sat on my friend’s porch in an old lady costume (including a mask) and scared kids as they came up to get candy. A group of particular punky preteens came up and were saying how they weren’t scared of me. One of them said “Are you a girl or a boy??” I slowly lifted up my dress and said “Wanna find out?” Those kids screamed louder and ran off faster than any others I scared that evening. MLIA
Today, I was handing out candy for Halloween and someone rang the doorbell. I opened the door, but no one was there so I was about to close the door when I saw two people dressed as hands running toward each other down the sidewalk. They proceeded to collide midair: they were a high five. I gave them extra candy for their awesomeness. MLIA
Friday I was diagnosed with Swine Flu. Because they advise college students (if possible) to leave the dorms and go home, I called my mom and told her I was on my way home. I pulled into the driveway to see that my step-dad had bought a giant inflatible pig, painted Xs over its eyes, and put it in the front yard. He also placed “biohazard” and skull and crossbones signs in various positions. The best part though was that he handed out Halloween candy at the end of the driveway dressed as a pig in a gas mask. Mom made a good catch. MLIA
do you ever have those kind of days when you feel like you can do nothing right? No matter your attitude you just can’t make things right? Those days where friendships seem out of control and all other things take on the same feeling. Where you want someone to understand with out ever saying a word about anything being wrong…No matter what you just keep getting discouraged until you’ve hit the bottom of the hole and can only look up at the ladder that you let go of wondering why you slipped. Today’s that day for me, today’s that day where i want to hide from all of the world and yet some how fix everything. It doesn’t work that way, but hey, a girl can dream…right?
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